Kwik Fit

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn one morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Kwik Fit and noticed something peculiar. The air was filled with an oddly sweet scent, like freshly baked cookies mixed with gasoline. Curious, he peered inside and saw a friendly old neighbor tinkering under the hood, humming along to some old radio tune. ‘Morning!’ said the neighbor cheerfully, not realizing anyone had arrived yet. ‘Just checking my engine’s purr—oh, hello there! Thought I was alone today.’

2. At midnight, a delivery driver pulled up to Kwik Fit and heard an eerie announcement over the loudspeaker: ‘Attention all mechanics—your next shift starts now, regardless of your schedule!’ Inside, he found all the mechanics sound asleep in their workbenches, each with a half-eaten sandwich and a cup of coffee. One mechanic grumbled, 'Finally got some rest!' The delivery driver laughed and said, 'Next time I'll bring donuts.'

3. A little boy dragged his mother into Kwik Fit, pointing excitedly at the ceiling. ‘Mum,’ he whispered, ‘why is that bird sitting there?’ The mechanic looked up and smiled. 'That's not a bird,' he said gently. 'It's our new security camera, designed to scare away would-be thieves.' The little boy nodded knowingly, satisfied with the explanation, while his mother rolled her eyes and muttered something about overactive imaginations.

4. At lunchtime, a delivery driver pulled up to Kwik Fit and asked the mechanic, ‘Hey, do you have any idea why my GPS keeps saying I’m in Disneyland?’ The mechanic shrugged and replied, 'I’ve no clue!' Then he pointed towards a nearby billboard advertising Disneyland Resort. The delivery driver scratched his head and said, 'That’s odd...' Later that day, everyone in town started laughing when they saw him pull into Kwik Fit every time his GPS mischievously directed him there.