Hextable Post Office

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Hextable Post Office one morning and noticed something unusual on the parking lot: an old, dusty bicycle with a note attached reading ‘Free for good home.’ Curious, he wheeled it inside, only to discover more odd items hidden behind the counter—antique toys, vintage books, even a mysterious tin box labeled simply ‘Lucky Charms.’ Finally, the delivery driver found an old ledger book filled with cryptic messages like ‘Deliver happiness today!’ When he opened it, a piece of paper fluttered out—a handwritten note saying, “To whoever finds this: take what you need, leave what you can, but always remember: mail is magic.” That afternoon, a regular customer picked up a small package containing nothing but a smiley face drawn in pencil.

2. A little girl walked into the Hextable Post Office with her mother. As she approached the counter, she pointed excitedly at the ceiling and whispered, ‘Mommy, why is that lady’s stamp so big?’ The mother looked up and saw an elderly woman sorting letters with a gigantic commemorative stamp stuck to her hat. She smiled and said gently, 'Oh honey, that's not really a stamp—it's just Grandma's way of saying hello!'

3. Have you ever heard of the Hextable Post Office? One day, a delivery driver pulled up for mail pickup and found himself staring at an envelope addressed simply ‘To Whom It May Concern, Please Deliver This Immediately.’ The envelope was sealed with wax, and inside lay another note: ‘Please deliver this package to anyone who can understand it.’ The driver shrugged, took the package, and drove off whistling. A week later, he received a thank-you letter from someone named Mr. Nobody, who lived on Hextable Lane—apparently, his neighbors had been delivering mail to him for years!’