Delmergate Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually warm November morning when Delmergate Pharmacy opened its doors. As the sun peeked through the old blinds, a delivery driver pulled up with a peculiar package marked ‘Top Secret’. The pharmacist eyed it warily but signed for it anyway. Curious, the pharmacist carefully unwrapped the package and found inside a small bottle labeled ‘Instant Happiness’—with no instructions. Smiling, he popped the cap and took a sniff. Suddenly, everyone in the town started humming happily as they went about their day. Even the usually grumpy neighbor waved cheerfully while watering his garden. It turned out that Delmergate Pharmacy had accidentally distributed happiness instead of medicine.

2. It was an unseasonably cold February afternoon when Delmergate Pharmacy's thermostat mysteriously stopped working. Employees bundled up in layers, customers brought their own blankets, and even the usually stoic pharmacist started dozing off under a mountain of sweaters. Finally, a delivery driver arrived with extra heaters, and soon the place buzzed like a beehive again. A regular customer, noticing everyone’s chattering teeth, cracked a joke about buying shares in winter coats. The pharmacist, now fully awake, smiled and replied, 'Next time you’ll get your prescription for free!'

3. It was a quiet Thursday afternoon when a delivery driver pulled up to Delmergate Pharmacy. He noticed something peculiar in the back of his truck—a small package wrapped in brown paper with no return address. Curious, he brought it inside and placed it on the counter. The pharmacist, a gruff old aunty, peered at it suspiciously but eventually shrugged and said, 'Probably some mistake from the lab.' She took out her magnifying glass and started examining it with a smile, muttering, "Who knows what they send these days." The end result? A week later, everyone in town had a free sample of their new ‘energy elixir’—which turned out to be nothing more than expired vitamins.

4. It was a stormy midnight when a lone customer rushed into Delmergate Pharmacy, frantically searching for something in the dimly lit aisles. Finally, the pharmacist found an old bottle labeled ‘Insomnia Cure’ and handed it over with a smile. The relieved customer took it gratefully, but as he left, someone whispered behind him, 'Hey, that’s just aspirin!' Turns out, the pharmacist had dozed off and mislabeled everything—including his own medicine.