Crofton Park Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually warm winter morning when a delivery driver pulled up to Crofton Park Pharmacy. The sun was just peeking over the hills, casting an unexpected glow on the usually quiet street. As he approached the door, he noticed an old man waving frantically from inside. ‘Delivery for Mr. Jenkins!’ the driver called out cheerfully. But it turned out that Mr. Jenkins had moved away months ago, and the package was actually meant for someone who looked suspiciously like a neighborhood cat named Bootsy. Everyone ended up laughing, including Bootsy, who seemed quite pleased with his new toy.

2. It was an unusually quiet night in Crofton Park when a faint humming sound started coming from inside the pharmacy. A concerned neighbor knocked on the door but got no response. Curiosity piqued, they peered through the window and saw the pharmacist’s hands moving like he was conducting an invisible orchestra. Turns out, the pharmacist was just practicing his newfound talent for air-guitar. When asked why he hadn’t answered the door, he sheepishly admitted that he’d been too busy visualizing himself as Axl Rose during the Guns N’ Roses setlist. The neighbor, amused but relieved, offered to bring him some water—after which everyone went back to their normal routines, except maybe with slightly different music playing in their heads.

3. It was an unusually quiet night in Crofton Park when a neighbor exclaimed, ‘Did you hear that? The pharmacist is counting money again!’ Suddenly, there was a commotion from behind the counter—an old bottle of aspirin fell onto the floor with a loud clatter. Everyone froze for a moment before the pharmacist calmly picked it up and said, 'Just another evening at Crofton Park Pharmacy.'

4. It was an unusually quiet afternoon when a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention, please! The pharmacist has discovered a new recipe for eternal youth. But beware—only one dose per customer!’ A delivery driver arrived next, asking for his usual order of aspirin and coffee. The pharmacist looked up from his beaker, grinned mischievously, and whispered, 'Take two tablets and come back tomorrow!' Everyone left laughing, except the delivery guy, who never returned.