About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Banner Bank and asked the guard: ‘Do you mind if I park here for just five minutes? My dog’s having a seizure in the car.’ The guard nodded, not thinking much of it. A few moments later, an old lady walked out of the bank, waved cheerfully, and said, ‘Morning, Mr. Delivery Man! Your dog looks better already!’ The driver smiled sheepishly, realizing his pug had been napping peacefully in the car. 'Oh well,' he thought, 'at least no one got suspicious!'
2. A customer walked into Banner Bank one afternoon and asked the teller, ‘Do you accept deposits in gold doubloons?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'We don’t take gold doubloons here, but I’ll tell you what—we do have a safe with some pretty cool coins!' A regular who overheard laughed and said, 'Next time bring your pirate costume,' and everyone had a good laugh.
3. A young intern nervously approached the front desk of Banner Bank one rainy morning. 'Excuse me,' she said, 'can I please deposit my umbrella?' The perplexed teller smiled and replied, ‘We don’t accept umbrellas as deposits here.’ The intern blushed and quickly explained it was a gift from her grandmother. A kind employee behind the counter offered, ‘Why don’t you leave it with us? We’ll take good care of it until your next visit!’ And so, the poor intern’s umbrella ended up becoming an unexpected office decoration for weeks.
4. One day, a small dog wagged its way into Banner Bank's lobby, completely unfazed by the security guards' puzzled looks. The dog trotted up to the counter and sat down, as if waiting for service. A confused teller asked, 'Can I help you?' The little pooch just wagged its tail and looked around expectantly. Eventually, someone called animal control, who arrived and took the dog away—only to return it half an hour later with a note saying, 'Thank you for feeding our canine colleague!'