UMB Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A little girl skipped into UMB Bank one morning, her eyes wide with wonder as she watched an old man counting coins behind the counter. Suddenly, he stopped mid-count and looked up, his expression so serious that even the usually unflappable teller raised an eyebrow. The old man cleared his throat and said in a grave voice, ‘Young lady, I believe you’ve mistaken this place for a treasure trove.’ With a twinkle in his eye, he added, ‘Next time, try the park across the street—it’s much more fun!’ The girl giggled and skipped out, leaving everyone in stitches.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to the UMB Bank one afternoon, frowning as he noticed something odd on the ground. ‘What in the world is that?’ he muttered, bending down to inspect. Turning it over in his hands, he found a small note scribbled on the back: 'Forgot my card again.' A regular must’ve left it behind. With a shake of his head and a smile, he walked inside to return it.

3. A small dog trotted into UMB Bank one rainy day, its fur dripping wet and nose twitching curiously at every sound. As it approached the counter, a friendly teller asked, ‘What can I do for you today, little guy?’ The dog paused, then wagged his tail and sat down, waiting patiently as if he knew exactly what he wanted. A few minutes later, a delivery driver arrived with a package marked ‘UMB Bank.’ Seeing the dog, he exclaimed, ‘Hey, isn’t that your pet?’ The teller smiled and replied, ‘No, he’s just our regular customer!’

4. At lunchtime, an elderly gentleman entered UMB Bank and approached the counter. ‘Excuse me,’ he said, holding out a crumpled piece of paper. ‘I believe I’ve found your new slogan.’ The teller looked at it quizzically. ‘Really?’ she asked with a smile. The old man nodded earnestly. ‘It’s simple yet powerful!’ Just then, a delivery driver arrived, panting heavily. ‘Hey, that’s our new slogan too!’ he exclaimed, pointing at his truck’s side—‘Where Every Day Is Like Lunchtime.’ Everyone laughed, including the old man who left happily, muttering something about how life is indeed one long deposit.