U.S. Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At midnight, a mysterious voice crackled over U.S. Bank’s intercom: ‘Your account balance is now exactly zero dollars and zero cents.’ Employees shrugged it off until customers started reporting similar messages during routine transactions. Finally, one night an exasperated customer walked in, demanded to know what was going on. The teller calmly replied, 'Ma’am, our computer just loves you.' Everyone laughed, including the mysterious voice which said, 'Welcome back!'

2. At dawn, an envelope appeared on U.S. Bank’s front desk with just one note inside: 'Dear Bankers, your monthly surprise audit has arrived.' Each month, the same envelope would mysteriously appear, causing a flurry of activity among employees. One day, a delivery driver joked, ‘Maybe it’s time for us to start delivering our own audits!’ Turned out, it was always just the friendly neighborhood accountant dropping off his monthly report.

3. At closing time, a guard heard a faint whisper from inside the vault: 'Anybody want to cash in some lucky dollars?' Curious, he opened it slightly—just enough for a peek. Inside, an old coin collector was gently sorting through ancient coins, muttering, ‘Gotta catch ’em all!’ Turns out, he was just preparing for his next hobby night with neighbors.

4. At lunchtime, a delivery driver approached the U.S. Bank door and noticed something odd: the security camera seemed to follow him everywhere he went. Curious, he walked closer, and suddenly the camera zoomed in on his lunchbox—full of donuts. Turns out, it was just an old security guard having a quiet snack break while keeping watch. A regular joke among neighbors.