Security Bank of Kansas City

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular customer entered Security Bank of Kansas City one morning and asked the teller, 'Do you guys ever close for lunch?' The teller replied, 'No sir, we're open twenty-four hours.' The man nodded thoughtfully and said, 'Good, because I always forget my lunch when I'm here.' Suddenly, a delivery driver walked in, panting heavily. ‘Hey,’ he called out, ‘is it okay if I leave these packages here? I’ll come back later.’ The teller smiled and nodded, ‘Sure thing!’ Later that afternoon, as everyone was leaving, they found an unopened sandwich sitting on top of the security box.

2. A little girl walked into the Security Bank of Kansas City with her piggybank in hand. As she approached the counter, the teller’s computer screen suddenly lit up with a message: ‘Welcome, Miss Fortune-Teller!’ The little girl looked puzzled but not scared. She turned to the teller and asked, 'Excuse me, do you know my future?' The teller smiled and replied, 'No, but I can help you with your deposit!' Everyone around laughed, including the girl, who happily emptied her piggybank into her new account. The end.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to the Security Bank of Kansas City that afternoon. ‘Excuse me,’ he said to the guard, ‘I’ve got a package for Mr. Johnson.’ The guard looked puzzled but nodded. ‘Just one moment,’ he replied, then disappeared inside. When he emerged, he handed back the package—empty. The next day, another delivery driver arrived with an identical package. This time, the guard was more cautious. After a quick peek inside, he exclaimed, 'Empty again!' To which the driver grinned and replied, 'Well, Mr. Johnson must be saving money on postage.'

4. One day, an elderly gentleman approached the Security Bank of Kansas City and calmly announced over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that your bank is now officially closed for renovations until further notice.’ After a few minutes of stunned silence, everyone burst into laughter. The old man smiled and said, 'Just wanted to give you guys a little break.' Turns out he was just a regular who worked in the next building, and every Friday afternoon he'd come by with homemade cookies for everyone.