Security Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked curiously: ‘Why does Security Bank always close early on Thursdays?’ A security guard whispered mysteriously, ‘Oh, they say it’s because the bank president has a secret Thursday golf game.’ The delivery driver laughed and shook his head, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll believe him when he says “banking hours.”’

2. A security guard at Security Bank noticed something peculiar one afternoon. As he stood watching customers leave through the glass doors, he overheard an elderly gentleman muttering under his breath: 'This place is like Fort Knox—everyone comes in, but no one ever leaves!' The guard smiled and thought to himself, ‘Well, sir, if you only knew how many transactions happen here every day, you’d understand why everyone seems to stay inside so long!’ Just then, a delivery driver approached with a box marked ‘Confidential,’ causing the old man to laugh softly and shake his head. The guard chuckled too, realizing that some secrets are best kept within these very walls.

3. A little girl pointed and giggled as she walked past Security Bank one sunny day. Her mother wondered aloud why the building seemed to shrink every time they passed. Just then, a delivery driver pulled up in front of the bank, causing everyone to stop and stare. The little girl’s eyes widened as she exclaimed, ‘Mommy, look! Now it’s grown taller than us!’ And indeed, for that brief moment, the building appeared to tower over them all.

4. At lunchtime, an old man entered Security Bank and approached the counter with a curious look. The teller smiled warmly but then froze mid-sentence when she heard the announcement over the intercom: 'Ladies and gentlemen, please note that our vault has been declared a non-smoking area.' The old man looked around sheepishly, took out his lighter, and blew a tiny puff of smoke towards the ceiling. Everyone burst into laughter, including the teller who finally managed to finish her sentence. From then on, Security Bank became known for its quirky sense of humor—especially during smoking breaks in the non-smoking vault.