Security Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually warm winter morning when a Security Bank teller noticed something odd. A delivery driver kept arriving early, always wearing gloves and a scarf despite the sun shining brightly. Curious, she asked him why he dressed so warmly. Turned out, his dog loved sitting in the car’s heated seat and would howl if left outside. So every morning, our delivery guy arrived bundled up like Santa Claus, just to keep his pooch happy.

2. It was a quiet Sunday afternoon in the small town of Oakdale, when a Security Bank branch experienced its most unusual incident yet. As customers began filing out after closing hours, one elderly gentleman approached the front door with a peculiar smile on his face. As he reached for the handle, everyone inside heard a soft click—followed by an unexpected voice from behind him: 'Welcome home!' Turned out it was just the night security guard dozing off and mistaking the old man for a delivery driver. The next morning, the entire town shook with laughter over coffee.

3. It was a typical Monday morning in downtown Chicago when a Security Bank security guard spotted a familiar face slipping out of the vault door. The guard smiled and said, ‘Hey, Mr. Delivery Driver, what are you doing here?’ The man sheepishly replied, ‘Just wanted to make sure my package got through.’ They both laughed, and from that day on, whenever anyone saw him leaving the vault, they’d wave and say, ‘Morning, Mr. Package Man!’

4. It was a slow Tuesday afternoon when a Security Bank customer asked the teller, ‘Do you accept checks from the future?’ The teller looked puzzled but smiled and said, 'We don’t usually cash those here.' The customer nodded and walked away, muttering something about outdated banking technology. A few minutes later, an excited delivery driver approached the counter with a package labeled ‘Future Checks.’