Security Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a security guard at Security Bank noticed something strange. ‘Hey,’ he said to no one in particular, ‘why does it look like that delivery driver just walked right through the wall?’ The guard shrugged and went back to his post. Later that day, another employee mentioned seeing the same thing. They both laughed it off until an old neighbor stopped by for coffee. Over pastries, she casually remarked, 'Oh, that’s just Mr. Delivery Guy—he teleports between our buildings every morning.' The guard and the employee exchanged glances, then burst out laughing so hard they nearly tipped over their espressos.

2. One day, a delivery driver asked the teller, ‘Why does your bank have so many security cameras? I thought it was called Security Bank!’ The teller smiled and replied, 'Well, you see, our name is Security Bank because we're here for you—day or night—to secure your money safely!' The delivery driver nodded, realizing he had just been had with a classic inside joke.

3. A customer exclaimed to the teller one afternoon: 'I just saw the most peculiar thing happen here!' The teller calmly replied, ‘Oh yes, Mr. Johnson? That’s our new security guard. He waves like that to scare away birds from the ATM.’ The customer looked puzzled for a moment before bursting into laughter, realizing it was just another day at Security Bank.

4. One night, an old lady approached the teller and whispered, ‘Excuse me, but I can’t seem to withdraw money from my account.’ The teller smiled gently, leaned closer, and replied in a hushed tone, 'Ma’am, it’s quite simple—you’re trying to withdraw more money than you actually have.' The old lady thought for a moment then said with a twinkle in her eye, 'Oh dear, that must be why! Thank you so much!' And she walked away whistling, leaving everyone in the bank laughing softly.