About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A regular stopped in one day and asked the attendant, ‘Why does it always smell like bacon when I come here?’ The mechanic shrugged and replied, ‘That’s just our secret ingredient.’ The regular laughed and said, ‘I guess I’ll never know then!’ A few days later, a delivery driver pulled up and asked curiously, ‘Hey, do you guys still use that special bacon scent?’ The mechanic winked and replied, ‘Oh yeah, but now it’s our little secret ingredient mix.’
2. A delivery driver pulled up one morning, puzzled by an odd humming sound coming from inside the shop. He glanced around curiously but saw no one else present. The humming grew louder, until suddenly a small robotic arm popped out from behind the counter and started waving at him cheerfully. ‘Morning!’ it chirped. The delivery driver blinked several times before realizing he was talking to an automated tire engineer. Turns out, Express Oil Change had just upgraded their services.’
3. It was a quiet Sunday morning when a delivery driver pulled up to Express Oil Change & Tire Engineers. The air outside was crisp, unusual for such a busy service station. As he walked in, a regular waved him over: ‘Hey, Joe, your tire’s been here longer than you!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the mechanic who had just finished adjusting something on Joe’s truck. Joe grinned sheepishly and said, 'Well, I guess I’ll be back soon!'
4. A delivery driver pulled up one morning, curious about a strange contraption on the service bay floor. No one seemed to notice or care as he bent down to inspect it closer—until he realized it was moving. As he watched in disbelief, the contraption slowly crawled towards him like an oversized caterpillar. With a startled yelp, he jumped back and accidentally knocked over a bucket of grease. The oil splattered everywhere, creating a slippery mess that sent him sliding across the garage floor, ending with a comical thud against the tire rack. A nearby mechanic laughed heartily, shaking his head and muttering, 'Another regular...'