CVS Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the late afternoon, an elderly lady parked her car near CVS Pharmacy and went inside for some band-aids. When she returned to her vehicle, she noticed something unusual in the passenger seat—a small, neatly wrapped package. Curious but cautious, she opened it to find…nothing but a single, perfect banana. She stared at the banana for a moment, then shrugged and popped it into her mouth. To her surprise, it was perfectly ripe and delicious—clearly someone’s idea of a friendly prank. Smiling, she drove off, leaving behind a note on the pharmacy door: ‘Next time, maybe a box of chocolates?’

2. At midnight, a delivery driver pulled up to CVS Pharmacy, puzzled by the neon sign that read ‘Closed for Emergency.’ He shook his head and muttered, ‘What emergency? It’s just another night in America!’ Just as he was about to leave, an old lady hobbled out from behind the counter, muttering, 'Emergency my foot—just needed some more aspirin!' The delivery driver grinned and wished her goodnight, realizing that sometimes emergencies are nothing but excuses for a quick break.

3. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to CVS Pharmacy, startled by the sign that read: ‘Last chance to stock up before the apocalypse!’ The delivery driver chuckled and thought it was some prank until he noticed the shelves were nearly empty. Inside, customers frantically loaded their shopping baskets with everything from Band-Aids to toothpaste. A regular whispered, ‘Just in case,’ causing everyone to nervously laugh. By noon, the sign was gone, replaced by one reading, “Regular prices apply.”

4. At sunset, a jogger passing by CVS Pharmacy stopped in surprise. The parking lot was filled with hundreds of tiny silver balloons floating aimlessly into the air. Curious, she approached the counter where an elderly pharmacist calmly adjusted his glasses and said, ‘Oh, those are just our monthly “balloon therapy” for customers. Helps them relax.’ A delivery driver overheard him and muttered, ‘Next month he’ll float away too!’