Commerce Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Commerce Bank and said to himself, ‘I wonder if they accept these old coins?’ The teller smiled back and replied, ‘We’ll see…’ The teller took out an old coin jar from under the counter and started sorting through it. After a few minutes, she looked up with a big smile and said, 'You know, we do have some special coins here—maybe you could trade yours for something fun?' And so, the delivery driver left with a bag full of colorful tokens, laughing as he went, thinking he'd just scored a sweet deal.

2. One day, an elderly gentleman entered Commerce Bank and announced loudly, 'I just won ten million dollars!' The teller calmly replied, 'Sir, you haven't even signed in yet.' The old man sheepishly smiled and said, ‘Oh, I see.’ Then he asked, ‘Can I open a savings account?’ The teller nodded and replied, ‘Of course, sir. Just sign here.’ And so began Mr. Smith’s journey with Commerce Bank—a tale of dreams big and small.

3. Late one night, a security guard patrolling Commerce Bank heard a strange humming sound coming from inside the vault. Curious, he approached and noticed an envelope sticking out of the crack. Inside was a note scribbled in childish handwriting: 'Dear Sir, please open the door, my piggy bank got stuck!' Turns out, a little kid had tried to deposit his allowance.

4. One afternoon, a customer asked the teller, ‘Do you guys really count every penny here?’ The teller smiled and replied, ‘Absolutely!’ Since then, some locals claim they’ve seen tiny hands counting money deep into the night. Then one evening, an anxious delivery driver rushed in, whispering, ‘Did you count my tip? It was twenty dollars!’ The teller laughed and said, ‘Trust us, sir—every penny’s accounted for.’ Ever since then, everyone jokes that Commerce Bank has more eyes than employees.