Commerce Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually warm autumn morning when a Commerce Bank teller noticed something odd. A regular customer, Mr. Smith, walked in wearing nothing but his pajamas and slippers. ‘Good morning,’ said Mr. Smith cheerfully, ‘I’d like to withdraw my usual amount.’ The teller blinked twice before replying, ‘Sir, you’re not dressed for business hours.’ To which Mr. Smith replied with a smile, ‘Don’t worry, I’ll be fully dressed by lunchtime!’

2. It was a quiet Wednesday afternoon when a delivery driver pulled up to Commerce Bank's drive-through window with a mysterious package. The security guard watched curiously as he got out of his truck and approached the counter. ‘What’s in it?’ asked the guard, curious. ‘Just some documents,’ replied the delivery guy, smiling sheepishly. Turns out it was just a stack of old papers from an office move. Moral of the story? Always double-check your packages before heading to Commerce Bank!’

3. It was a typical Tuesday morning when a voice came over Commerce Bank’s intercom: ‘Attention, please. The bearer of this message has been granted unlimited withdrawals for life. Please do not attempt to locate or contact them.’ A few days later, an elderly gentleman walked into the bank and asked the teller, 'I heard I can withdraw anything I want from your bank forever—am I that person?' The teller replied calmly, 'No sir, you’re just our next door neighbor who always forgets his PIN.'

4. It was just another Monday morning at Commerce Bank when the automated voice announced: ‘Attention customers—we now accept unicorn deposits.’ A regular customer, Mr. Smith, overheard and rushed in with his pet unicorn, Sparkles. The teller smiled politely but said, 'Sir, I’m afraid our software doesn’t recognize magical creatures yet.' Reluctantly, Mr. Smith withdrew his deposit of dollar bills, leaving only a note: “To Commerce Bank—next time, please upgrade your app for fantasy finance!”