Bank Midwest

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Bank Midwest and noticed something odd on the bank’s electronic sign: ‘Your future is brighter than your past.’ He parked his truck and walked inside, only to hear an announcement over the loudspeaker: ‘Dear customers, please be advised that our vault has been replaced with a wishing well.’ The delivery driver laughed out loud, thinking it was some prank. Moments later, a regular customer approached the counter, asking for a loan. The teller smiled and said, 'Just drop in your wish!' Everyone burst into laughter, realizing the sign wasn’t just whimsical—it was a reminder to believe in second chances.

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Bank Midwest with a strange box under his arm. As he approached the counter, the teller asked curiously, ‘What’s that?’ The man replied cheerfully, ‘Oh, just found it in my garden—looks like someone lost it.’ The teller took one look and burst out laughing. 'That's not a box,' she said, pointing at the old man's face. 'It's our new ATM!' Turns out, some maintenance guy left it outside during lunch. The elderly gentleman beamed, happy to help return it—and proud of his gardening skills.

3. On a particularly foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Bank Midwest and found himself lost in thought—until he heard a voice whispering from inside. The voice said, ‘Need some help with your deposit?’ Turns out it was just an old janitor humming along to his radio. The driver laughed it off, finished his business, and drove away, leaving behind only a few extra dollars in the donation box for the bank’s charity fund.

4. On a particularly foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Bank Midwest and saw a small dog frantically sniffing around the entrance. Curious, he got out to investigate only to discover that every time the dog approached the door, it vanished without a trace. The delivery driver watched in amazement as the little dog disappeared into thin air three times in a row. Finally, he called over his shoulder to a nearby security guard: ‘Hey, do you mind if I take this lucky charm for good luck today?’ The guard shook his head with a smile, and the driver walked away whistling, leaving behind him an empty doorway and a puzzled canine.