TD Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while customers were sipping coffee and checking their accounts, an unfamiliar voice came over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, TD Bank apologizes for any inconvenience… but your ATM has just learned how to dance.’ Suddenly, a regular customer exclaimed, 'Look! It's doing the Macarena!' The entire branch burst into laughter as everyone watched in amazement. By lunchtime, the whole city knew about the dancing ATM, and people flocked to TD Bank just to witness its unique talent.

2. One foggy morning, when everyone in line could barely see the teller’s face, a soft humming started coming from inside the TD Bank. At first, no one paid much attention—until the cash machines began dancing to the rhythm. The music grew louder and more upbeat, until suddenly all the pens on the counter started waltzing along. A delivery driver asked if he’d missed the parade, and an old lady whispered that it must be TD Bank’s secret disco night. By noon, the whole town was gathered outside, dancing with the ATMs, and the manager announced they were opening a new branch—the TD Dance Floor.

3. On a particularly windy autumn afternoon, when leaves swirled around outside, a TD Bank branch seemed unusually quiet inside. The only sound was the soft hum of the air conditioner until… someone started singing along with it. The song turned out to be an old folk tune, and soon everyone in the bank joined in—even the cashier started playing air guitar behind her counter. When the last note faded away, there was silence for just a moment before everyone burst into laughter. It became something of a tradition on windy afternoons, though nobody ever quite agreed on what the lyrics meant.

4. On a quiet Sunday morning, as a delivery driver approached the TD Bank with a truckload of cash, he heard an odd humming sound coming from inside the vault. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only stacks of neatly arranged bills dancing in time to the hum. Turns out, it was just an old security tape loop playing ‘80s synth music. The delivery driver left, whistling along, thinking TD Bank had its own secret karaoke night.