Capital One

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an early bird delivery driver arrived at Capital One with a puzzled look on his face. The ATM had just spit out twenty dollar bills—one after another—without anyone withdrawing money. The delivery driver looked around nervously, wondering if someone was watching him count the cash. Just then, a regular customer walked in and asked for help with his account. ‘Did you see that?’ the driver whispered excitedly. ‘See what?’ replied the customer. ‘The ATM gave me twenty dollars!’ They both laughed, realizing it must be some sort of glitch. From then on, whenever something strange happened at Capital One, everyone joked that maybe the ATM was trying to pay off its debts.’

2. One day, a customer walked into Capital One and asked the teller, 'Do you guys really keep millions of dollars in that safe?' The teller replied calmly, 'No, ma'am, just one million.' A few days later, an excited delivery driver rushed up to the counter and said, ‘Hey, I heard you only have one million dollars! Can I take some for my boss?’ The teller smiled and replied, ‘No problem, just leave us your signature.’

3. In the quiet of a weekday afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Capital One with a large box marked ‘Important Documents.’ As he approached the door, he noticed something odd—a small envelope taped to the side of the box. Curious, he picked it up and found inside a note scribbled in childish handwriting: ‘Please don’t forget to water my plant!’ The delivery driver chuckled, thinking maybe someone had pranked him. He opened the box carefully, only to discover rows upon rows of neatly stacked credit cards—each one identical to those in Capital One’s real inventory. Shaking his head, he called out to a nearby colleague: ‘Hey, mate, looks like our neighbor forgot to water his plant AND left us some plastic flowers!’

4. In the dim light of dawn, a delivery driver approached Capital One with something unusual in hand. The security guard eyed him suspiciously as he entered the lobby, wondering what mysterious package had appeared out of nowhere. As he opened the box, a small robot peeked out and asked for Wi-Fi password. Turns out it was just a neighbor’s lost delivery companion.