Valvoline Instant Oil Change

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Valvoline Instant Oil Change one morning, muttering under his breath, ‘Why does it always take so long here?’ The mechanic looked up and replied with a smile, ‘Because your engine’s talking to us.’ The delivery driver blinked in surprise, then laughed. 'I guess my engine was just saying hi!' A few minutes later, as he drove off, someone called out from behind the garage door: 'Next time bring your oil change coupon—your engine's got frequent-flier miles now!'

2. A little boy walked into the Valvoline Instant Oil Change shop, staring wide-eyed as mechanics waved giant wrenches in the air like magic wands. Suddenly, an old man rushed in, yelling, ‘My engine’s singing like a bird!’ A mechanic calmly replied, ‘Sir, that’s just your oil change song.’ The little boy laughed so hard he almost forgot why he came there in the first place.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Valvoline Instant Oil Change, puzzled by an eerie humming sound coming from inside. As he approached the counter, a gruff voice growled, ‘Hey, you here for your oil change?’ Startled, the driver glanced around and saw only a shadowy figure waving a wrench. ‘Um, yeah,’ he stammered. The figure then whispered conspiratorially, ‘Just don’t mention that glowing gearbox or the talking tires outside.’ The driver nodded wisely, paid his bill, and left—never telling anyone what he’d seen.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Valvoline Instant Oil Change, puzzled. ‘Why is there a neon sign of an oil can dancing on my dashboard?’ he muttered, glancing between the shop and his car’s instruments. Inside, a friendly mechanic smiled and explained, ‘That’s our new navigation system—points you toward better driving.’ The delivery driver shook his head, laughing, while his neighbor chimed in, ‘And don’t worry, it only talks when business is slow!’