State Farm

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver arrived early with a box marked ‘Top Secret.’ As he approached the counter, everyone watched in silence until he whispered something into the agent’s ear. Suddenly, the usually quiet office erupted in laughter. The agent nodded knowingly and said, 'That’s our new rate structure for next quarter!' Everyone burst out laughing again—except one confused regular who asked, 'Wait, does that mean I’m getting cheaper or more expensive coverage?'

2. In the middle of an ordinary Tuesday afternoon, State Farm’s office received an urgent message over the intercom: ‘Attention everyone—your lucky number for today is seven!’ Everyone froze for a moment, then someone whispered, 'Is this some kind of prank?' A delivery driver raised his hand and said, 'Wait, my license plate ends in 7!' Cheers erupted as everyone checked their plates—sure enough, several more had numbers ending in 7. The mood lightened instantly, and from that day on, whenever anyone mentioned their car registration, they’d proudly say, 'I’m on the lucky list!'

3. Late one night, a security guard heard a strange humming sound coming from deep within the State Farm offices. Curious but cautious, he approached cautiously only to discover… nothing. Finally, the guard called his colleague, who said it was probably just the air conditioning. They both laughed nervously and went back to their desks. Later that week, a delivery driver asked if they needed any doughnuts—turns out, the humming was just the office fridge humoring everyone.

4. A little girl visiting her grandparents pointed excitedly and asked, 'Grandma, what's that funny creature doing outside?' Everyone looked up just in time to see a state employee chasing a small squirrel around the parking lot. Finally, someone shouted, ‘He’s got it!’ The squirrel ducked into an open car door, and everyone burst out laughing. The state employee shook his head with a smile, muttering, ‘Another day, another critter.’