Navy Federal Credit Union

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Navy Federal Credit Union and said to himself, ‘I bet I could fit my entire week’s worth of lunches in that ATM slot.’ He tried pushing, but his lunchboxes wouldn’t budge an inch. With a shrug, he drove off, leaving behind a confused security guard and a slightly jammed-up ATM. A few hours later, a neighbor stopped by with some snacks and joked, ‘Hey, did you hear about the guy who tried to stuff his week’s meals into the ATM?’ The delivery driver just smiled and replied, ‘Yup, turns out it was a bad week for lunch.’

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Navy Federal Credit Union and asked the teller with a twinkle in his eye: ‘Can you please change my dollar bill? It says “In God We Trust” but I’m pretty sure it should say “In Coffee We Trust.”’ The teller smiled warmly and replied, 'Sir, that’s quite clever of you! But our policy is to only honor bills issued by the U.S. Treasury.' The old man laughed heartily and said, 'Fair enough, young lady—maybe next time I'll bring some coffee!'

3. One foggy morning, as customers were hurrying inside Navy Federal Credit Union, someone shouted from outside: ‘Clearing the way for the early birds!’ As everyone turned around, a sleepy-eyed delivery driver yawned and said, 'Morning, folks—just clearing the path so I can get my coffee faster!' The crowd laughed, and soon it became Navy Federal’s unofficial daily ritual: the early-morning coffee runner and his cheerful announcements.

4. One afternoon, a little girl ran into Navy Federal Credit Union screaming, ‘Mommy, why is everyone talking to the ceiling?’ A confused-looking man behind the counter replied, 'Ma’am, they’re not talking to the ceiling—there’s just a new security system being installed.' The little girl nodded thoughtfully and whispered to her mom, 'So that’s why Uncle Joe always talks to the ceiling when he gets his paycheck!'