Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an early riser was walking his dog near Fifth Third Bank when he noticed something peculiar. The security guard seemed unusually distracted, muttering to himself and occasionally glancing at the old clock tower across the street. Just then, a delivery driver arrived with a loud truck horn, startling everyone. The security guard jumped, dropped his walkie-talkie, and started chasing after it like a kid after a balloon. As he bent down to pick up the device, he accidentally knocked over a small plant next to him, sending dirt flying everywhere. A neighbor passing by couldn’t help but laugh, calling out, ‘Hey, you’re not supposed to be watering that thing!’

2. One morning, while a delivery driver was unloading boxes from his truck, he heard a strange humming noise coming from inside Fifth Third Bank. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man in a suit, tapping his cane on the floor rhythmically. The hum grew louder as the man approached the ATM, pressed some buttons, and suddenly the entire building lit up like Christmas. Turns out, it was just an enthusiastic neighbor trying to teach himself how to use the new banking app.

3. One foggy morning, as a neighborhood jogger was passing Fifth Third Bank, he noticed something odd: the building seemed to be humming softly. Curious, he slowed down and peered inside through the glass door. To his surprise, the interior was bathed in an eerie blue glow, and he could hear soft music playing. Just then, a delivery driver emerged from the bank, whistling along with the tune. The jogger waved, but the driver didn't seem to notice him—too absorbed in his own little world. Smiling, the jogger shrugged it off as another strange yet harmless quirk of the old building.

4. While standing in line one day, a customer whispered to another: ‘I just found out our tellers can count to infinity—try asking for change for a million-dollar bill!’ A delivery driver overheard and decided to test it himself. As he approached the counter, he asked for change for a billion-dollar bill with a straight face. The teller calmly counted up to infinity—and then asked, 'Would you like cash or credit?' Everyone burst into laughter.