Farmer's State Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Farmer’s State Bank and noticed something odd. The usually quiet parking lot was filled with cars, but no one seemed to be coming out. Curious, he walked inside and found everyone frozen in place—staring intently at their phones. It turned out that an old neighbor had just posted a hilarious video of his granddog chasing chickens on social media, and everyone was too busy laughing to notice him. The delivery driver shook his head, smiled, and thought to himself, ‘Another day, another reason why banks are like social gatherings around here.’

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Farmer’s State Bank with a strange package under his arm. The teller asked curiously what it was, but he only smiled enigmatically and said, ‘Just some old farming equipment from my grandpa’s days.’ As she processed the transaction, she noticed a tiny rusty key sticking out of one corner. Suddenly, another customer approached the counter, asking if anyone had seen a lost tractor key. Turns out, our mysterious gentleman had accidentally swapped keys—his great-grandfather’s antique key now unlocked someone else’s modern truck! Everyone laughed, and the story became part of Farmer’s State Bank folklore.

3. One afternoon, as a teller was counting cash in the vault of Farmer’s State Bank, she heard a voice from behind her desk: ‘Excuse me, miss, but do you accept chickens for deposits?’ Smiling politely, the teller replied, 'Well, sir, I’m afraid we only accept legal tender here.' A moment later, an old farmer walked in with a basket full of eggs and said, 'I’ll take that as a no!'

4. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Farmer’s State Bank and exclaimed, ‘I’ve never seen so many cows waiting for their deposits!’ The teller smiled and replied, 'They’re not here for banking, they’re just neighbors dropping off fresh milk!' The delivery driver shook his head with a laugh, realizing he’d been had—by some very creative farmers.