About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A regular pulled up to Express Oil Change one morning and asked the mechanic, ‘Hey, do you ever see those tire marks on the wall?’ The mechanic shrugged and said he hadn’t noticed anything unusual. A few days later, a delivery driver walked in and joked, ‘Hey, did you guys notice any new tire marks today?’ The mechanic looked puzzled until he saw them—hundreds of tiny little marks spelling out “Express Oil Change” across the entire wall. Everyone burst into laughter, realizing it was just an elaborate prank from their neighbor’s kid with a toy car.
2. A delivery driver pulled into Express Oil Change one afternoon, muttering under his breath as he got out of his truck. ‘Why does it always take forever here?’ he grumbled, only to look up and see the sign flashing ominously: ‘Tires Temporarily Unavailable.’ The delivery driver scratched his head in confusion for a moment, then shrugged and walked inside. ‘Hey,’ he said to the mechanic behind the counter, ‘you guys still do tire installations, right?’ The mechanic smiled knowingly and replied, ‘Sure thing, sir—just give us your time, not yours!’
3. A delivery driver pulled into Express Oil Change one day, frowning at his GPS. As he sat in the car, he noticed something odd on the parking lot—a mysterious tire lying alone, as if it had been placed there deliberately. The mechanic picked up the tire and shrugged, saying it was probably just someone’s old spare. The delivery driver left with a smile, never suspecting that every time he drove past that spot, his GPS would briefly show an extra tire shop nearby. It turned out to be a friendly prank from a neighboring business owner who wanted to keep things interesting.
4. A delivery driver pulled into Express Oil Change one night, scratching his head. ‘Why does my tire pressure sensor always go off here?’ he muttered. The mechanic looked up from his workbench with a twinkle in his eye. 'Ah,' he said knowingly, 'that’s because our tires are so well-engineered they can sense when you’re even thinking about changing lanes!' The delivery driver shook his head and laughed, realizing that sometimes the best engineers are those who make you feel like you’re the one doing all the work.