Doctors Park Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, as a delivery driver was unloading boxes into Doctors Park Pharmacy, he heard an eerie voice over the intercom: ‘Please return your flying saucer to the shelf.’ Curious, the delivery driver looked around but saw no one. He shrugged it off and continued his work. Later that evening, while locking up, he noticed a small UFO-shaped toy on the shelf. Smiling, he placed it back where it belonged, thinking maybe the store had a sense of humour after all.

2. One morning, an elderly lady entered Doctors Park Pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to fill her prescription for ‘extra strength patience.’ The pharmacist looked puzzled but did it anyway. The pharmacist shrugged and wrote out a bottle labeled with 'Extra Strength Patience.' The old lady smiled gratefully and left. A few days later, she returned, complaining that the medication seemed to be working too well—she couldn't get angry at anyone anymore! The pharmacist laughed heartily and said, 'Next time, ma'am, try “moderate tolerance” instead!'

3. At dawn, when most pharmacies were still locked tight, a delivery driver pulled up to Doctors Park Pharmacy with a mysterious crate marked ‘Top Secret’. As he opened it, out popped a tiny parrot that squawked, ‘Medicine for who? Medicine for what?’ Turns out, it was just a prank from a neighbor who loved practical jokes. The delivery driver laughed it off and went on his way, leaving behind a pharmacy full of confused but amused staff.

4. At midnight, when the streets of New York were quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to Doctors Park Pharmacy with a mysterious package. As he approached the door, the neon sign flickered ominously. Inside, an old pharmacist in a tweed jacket was counting pills, humming softly to himself. The delivery driver handed over the package, and without even opening it, the pharmacist nodded gravely and said, 'Just put it on account.'