CVS Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At CVS Pharmacy, a regular customer once asked the cashier, ‘Do you ever notice how some people never seem to age?’ The cashier shrugged and replied, ‘They must be using our secret anti-aging cream.’ Just then, an elderly man in line chuckled and said, ‘Actually, I heard it’s because they only shop here on Sundays!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that sometimes the simplest explanations are the best ones.

2. At CVS Pharmacy, an elderly gentleman approached the counter and asked, 'Why do you always seem so surprised when I come in?' The pharmacist smiled and replied, ‘Sir, it’s not surprise—it’s delight! Every time you walk through those doors, your face lights up like Christmas morning.’ The old man beamed, picked up his prescriptions, and left, whistling a happy tune.

3. At dawn, when most pharmacies are just opening their doors, a delivery driver pulled up to CVS Pharmacy with a peculiar package marked ‘Top Secret’. No one had seen him before or since. As he approached the counter, everyone in the pharmacy held their breath—except for an old lady who asked if they had any aspirin. The delivery driver smiled sheepishly and said, 'Just hold on,' then opened the package to reveal... a box of tissues.'

4. At dawn, when most pharmacies are just opening their doors, a delivery driver pulled up to the loading dock with a peculiar sound coming from the back of his truck. Curious passersby stopped to listen, wondering if it were some new kind of alarm or perhaps a strange medication being delivered. As he approached the door, everyone heard a soft humming noise—like someone singing in the shower. Turns out, it was just an old cassette tape playing ‘80s hits from the delivery driver’s truck. The neighbors laughed it off, calling him ‘Mr. Mix-tapes,’ and soon enough, CVS became known for its morning music performances.