CVS Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to CVS one morning, fumbling with boxes in the back of his truck. Suddenly, he noticed something strange—all the bottles on the shelves seemed to be facing him, as if they were whispering secrets. Curious, he bent down and picked up a bottle of aspirin. The label read: ‘Take two and call us in the morning.’ He laughed out loud, realizing it was just another day at CVS. Back home, his wife asked what took so long. ‘Nothing much,’ he replied, ‘just some talking pills!’

2. A regular customer entered CVS one afternoon and asked the pharmacist, ‘Do you have any special discounts for people who know where babies come from?’ The pharmacist looked puzzled but replied, ‘Not that I’m aware of.’ Just then, a delivery driver walked in and overheard the conversation. Smiling broadly, he said, 'I can show you!' Before anyone could react, he pulled out an empty box labeled 'Baby Surprise.' Everyone burst into laughter, realizing it was just another friendly prank.

3. A young boy walked into CVS after school, holding an unusual package wrapped in brown paper. The pharmacist raised an eyebrow as he approached the counter. ‘What’s that?’ asked the puzzled pharmacist. The boy smiled and said, ‘It’s a secret for my mom.’ The pharmacist nodded knowingly, rang it up, and watched as the boy skipped out happily. Months later, when everyone was complaining about long lines, the pharmacist found a note stuck to his register: “Thanks for being so patient with my son—turns out he kept bringing home hidden presents for you!”

4. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to CVS, struggling to balance a box filled with something heavy and mysterious. As he approached the door, he tripped over his own feet and sent the box flying into the air like a cannonball. With a loud thud, it landed right next to an old lady’s gardening gloves. Startled, everyone burst out laughing—even the delivery driver, who turned out to be just a regular guy trying to make ends meet.