Chase

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached Chase Bank's loading dock, he heard an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw rows of old-fashioned cash registers glowing softly in unison. As he watched, an elderly gentleman in a bowler hat emerged from behind the counter, gently tapping each register with his cane. The driver chuckled nervously, thinking it was some sort of strange bank ritual. Suddenly, the man turned and smiled warmly, saying, 'Good evening, young fellow. Just making sure everything’s working properly.' The delivery driver quickly excused himself and left, never mentioning what he'd seen until his neighbor asked why he always parked so close to Chase Bank.

2. Early in the morning, when most banks were still locked tight, an elderly gentleman walked into Chase Bank wearing nothing but a bathrobe and slippers. He calmly took out a stack of blank checks from his pocket and began filling them out. After writing several checks for astronomical amounts, he casually asked the cashier, ‘Do you accept these?’ The teller smiled and replied, ‘Sir, I’m afraid not—our ATM only dispenses happiness.’ The old man nodded understandingly, slipped on his robe, and left, muttering something about ‘overestimating the technology of modern banks.’

3. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming, a delivery driver pulled up to Chase Bank’s loading dock. As he unloaded boxes, he noticed something odd: the security camera seemed to be following him everywhere he went. Curious, he glanced back and saw that the camera was focused on his nametag—reading ‘Delivery Guy #4.’ With a laugh, he finished his shift and left. Later, over coffee with a neighbor, he mentioned it casually. ‘Must’ve been an old model,’ shrugged the neighbor. ‘They replaced them all last week.’ The delivery guy nodded, smiling. ‘Guess I’m just lucky they didn’t recognize my face!’

4. Late one night, after everyone had gone home, a security guard patrolling Chase Bank noticed something odd. Over the intercom, a recorded voice began repeating, ‘Your money is safest here—even when it’s not.’ Curious, the guard followed the sound and found an old safe deposit box humming softly. Inside was an ancient coin collection, complete with a note from 'a long-forgotten vault cleaner': "In case anyone ever needs a good story." The next morning, employees arrived to discover that someone had replaced the coins with modern ones—and the intercom message now read, 'Your money is safest here—especially when it’s not!'