About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a little girl walked into Chase Bank and asked her mom, ‘Why is that man talking to himself in front of the ATM?’ The teller looked up from counting coins with a smile and whispered, ‘Oh, he’s not talking to himself—he’s just trying to teach the machine how to make coffee.’ Suddenly, an older gentleman approached the ATM and said, 'Excuse me, sonny? I believe you're supposed to press the red button for espresso!' Everyone burst out laughing, including the teller who replied, 'Actually, sir, he's just helping us test the new coffee feature.' The little girl giggled and whispered to her mom, 'Mom, can we come back tomorrow to see if it works?'
2. A customer approached the teller one day and asked, 'Do you guys ever run out of money?' The teller smiled and replied, ‘No sir, our vault is always full.’ A few minutes later, a delivery driver walked up and said, ‘Hey, I’ve got your daily deposit here!’ The teller turned around with a puzzled look on his face, then realized he’d been had. The customer just shook his head and chuckled, ‘That’s what they all say…’
3. One afternoon, as customers lined up for their daily transactions, an unfamiliar voice crackled over the intercom: "Attention, everyone—we’ve just installed a time machine in our basement. Please don’t touch anything!" A confused regular asked, ‘What if I send money back in time?’ The bank manager replied calmly, ‘Don’t worry, sir, it’s only a prototype—it sends cash forward, not backward.’ A delivery driver then joked, ‘So, does that mean next week my package will be here before I even leave the depot?’ Everyone laughed, and life went on as usual—except now everyone occasionally checked under the counter for hidden dials.
4. One day, while waiting in line at Chase Bank, a regular noticed something peculiar on the counter—a small, handwritten sign that read: ‘Free Coffee for Regulars Today.’ No one had mentioned it before. Soon enough, people started arriving early just to claim their cup. A delivery driver even brought his own thermos and asked for double shots! By lunchtime, the coffee pot was empty, and an embarrassed teller announced over the intercom: 'Sorry everyone, looks like our free coffee ran out quicker than we expected.' The regular smiled, knowing tomorrow would bring another surprise.