Bank of America

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked angrily: ‘Why did you close my account without notice?’ The teller replied calmly: ‘We didn’t.’ The delivery driver insisted, but the teller just smiled and said, 'Sir, our computers never lie—only humans do.' A few days later, the same guy came in smiling, saying his account had been mysteriously re-opened. The teller winked and whispered, 'Must’ve been a glitch in the Matrix.'

2. One day, a little girl walked into her local Bank of America branch and asked her mom, 'Mom, why does everyone look so serious here?' Her mom smiled and whispered, ‘Honey, they’re just waiting for their turn in line like good customers.’ The little girl nodded thoughtfully, then turned back to the teller and said, “Excuse me, can I open an account too?” Everyone burst out laughing.

3. At dawn, when most branches were still locked tight, a jogger noticed something odd: the Bank of America sign blinked in time with every passing car. Curious, she told no one but her dog, who seemed equally puzzled. Days later, while delivering packages, a gruff but friendly mailman overheard her muttering about it. Together they watched until, just as the sun rose, the sign stopped blinking and greeted them both with a cheery ‘Good morning!’

4. At closing time, a janitor found an old coin collection in the vault. He pocketed it, thinking no one would notice. Turns out, the coins were from the museum next door that had been robbed years ago. The janitor ended up donating them back with a smile and a story for the history books. From then on, everyone in town started calling him ‘Lucky Larry’.