About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Sun Tan City with boxes of new products. As he unloaded, he noticed something strange—all the mirrors had turned slightly orange. Curious, he looked around and saw that even the ceiling lights were casting an odd glow. Suddenly, one of the employees walked past, her skin glowing softly like she’d just stepped out of a tanning bed. The delivery driver laughed, thinking it was some new gimmick. Later that day, a neighbor popped in for a haircut. ‘Wow,’ she said admiringly, ‘you look like you’ve been on vacation!’ Turning to each other, they realized everyone who entered Sun Tan City left with a healthy golden glow—and not a single sunburn.
2. A regular customer, adjusting her new tanning bed controls, muttered under her breath: ‘I swear I set it for twenty minutes, but why does it feel like an hour?’ As she emerged from the bed, her friend, a delivery driver, joked, ‘Hey, you look like you could power a small village!’ She smiled and replied, ‘At least now I know what it feels like to be on vacation.’
3. One day, while leaving Sun Tan City, a regular noticed something peculiar on the parking lot: rows upon rows of cars sporting brand-new windshield stickers that read, ‘I survived my first tanning session.’ Curious, the regular returned the next day and saw more stickers—this time with different messages like 'My skin is now officially baked' or 'Never thought I'd see myself wearing sunscreen!' Finally, he approached the manager and asked what was going on. With a twinkle in her eye, she replied, ‘Welcome to our new promotion: “Stickers for Stupid”!’
4. A regular customer, applying yet another layer of self-tanner, exclaimed: ‘This place is like a magical sunbeam factory!’ Suddenly, an elderly gentleman emerged from one of the tanning rooms, his skin glowing so brightly he looked like he’d been dipped in neon paint. A delivery driver joked, ‘Next time you come here, bring your own sunscreen!’ The regular laughed and replied, ‘Better safe than sorry—especially when they run out of SPF 1000 cream.’