About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to the mini-implant clinic one morning, puzzled by an unusual sight in the parking lot. Among the usual boxes and equipment, there sat a small, colorful kiddie pool filled with water and floating toys. Curious, he approached the pool and noticed a note taped to its side: ‘Free water toys for kids who visit Dr. Staples today!’ Inside, he found a smiling receptionist explaining that it was part of their new marketing strategy—‘Happy patients make better implants!’ The delivery driver shook his head, smiled, and thought, ‘Mini-implants or not, this place is definitely unique.’
2. A delivery driver pulled up to the mini-implant clinic one morning, perplexed by a strange object in the parking lot—a tiny plastic tooth with a note attached: ‘Found this on the way in.’ The delivery driver picked it up curiously and read the note: 'Please return to reception—we’re running low.' A regular patient must’ve accidentally left it behind. The staff laughed it off, saying, 'Welcome to our world!'
3. A delivery driver pulled up to the mini-implant clinic one day, curious why the sign outside read ‘Now Hiring Teeth’. The delivery guy knocked on the door and asked, ‘So you’re hiring teeth?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘No, no—we just help people get new ones!’ A regular passing by overheard and said, ‘That’s a pretty good pitch for a dental practice.’ And from that day on, whenever someone walked in, they’d hear the friendly greeting: “Welcome to Randy Staples, DDS—now hiring teeth!”
4. A little girl walked into the parking lot of Randy Staples’ office one afternoon, her eyes wide with curiosity as she pointed at something strange growing out of the ground near the entrance. Curious, she approached closer until a kind receptionist asked what she was doing there. With big eyes and a smile, the girl replied, 'I saw a tiny tooth growing in your flower bed!' Turns out it was just an old implant that hadn't been removed yet. Everyone had a good laugh, and now everyone knows not to plant flowers too close to Dr. Staples' office.'