Kroger

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually quiet morning at Kroger when a delivery driver noticed something odd. The parking lot seemed eerily empty for a weekday, and as he approached the store, he heard soft laughter coming from inside. As he peeked through the window, he saw an old lady dancing joyfully around the shelves, singing along to some unknown tune. Startled, she turned around with a big smile on her face and said, 'Morning! Just doing my little exercise routine!' Turns out it was just a regular who loved shopping at Kroger so much that she made it her daily dance party.

2. It was just another day at Kroger’s gas pump when a little boy approached his father with wide eyes. ‘Daddy,’ he whispered, pointing towards the car ahead, ‘why is that man talking to himself and then suddenly laughing?’ The dad smiled and replied, ‘Oh, son, he must be talking to his GPS.’ The boy nodded thoughtfully, but then asked, ‘But why does it sound like he’s arguing?’ They both laughed as they drove off, leaving behind yet another mystery solved—this time, thanks to modern technology.

3. At dawn, when most Kroger stations are still emptying their tanks, a delivery driver heard soft footsteps behind him. He turned around to see only shadows in the dim light. Curious, he waited a moment longer—then saw a familiar silhouette: his next-door neighbor, quietly walking her dog. They both jumped and laughed, realizing it was just another morning in suburbia. ‘Guess I’ll grab my coffee before heading home,’ she said with a smile.

4. At dawn, when most Kroger stations are still emptying their tanks, a delivery driver heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘If you see a unicorn near the fuel pumps, it’s not a hallucination—we’re having a special today!’ Curious, he drove around the corner and sure enough—a sparkly white unicorn was standing by pump number three! The delivery driver chuckled, thinking maybe his colleague had pranked him. But as customers started arriving, everyone seemed equally enchanted. Turns out, it wasn’t just any unicorn—it was selling rainbow-colored coffee beans disguised as fuel tokens!