Davita Kidney Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when most clinics are quiet, a delivery driver noticed something odd outside Davita Kidney Care. A shadowy figure kept appearing near the loading dock, whispering softly and rearranging boxes. Curious, the driver approached and saw only empty boxes. But then he heard a soft voice: ‘Thanks for your help, friend.’ Turned out it was just a neighborhood cat, playing its own midnight delivery game.

2. At night, when Davita Kidney Care clinic closed its doors, a delivery driver heard an eerie voice over the intercom: ‘Please return your kidneys promptly.’ Curious neighbors later reported seeing strange shadows leaving through the service entrance. After that, security guards started hearing requests like, ‘Would you mind checking if my kidneys are here?’ Eventually, someone suggested it was just the clinic’s automated reminder for patients’ appointments—except way too late at night. The whole thing became a running joke among locals until one morning everyone found a new sign outside: ‘Davita Kidney Care: Now Open 24/7—Even Your Kidneys Need Rest!’

3. Late one night, as a delivery driver was unloading supplies, he heard a strange humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious, he followed the noise and found himself in front of an unusual machine—humming softly like an old friend. Turns out it was just the dialysis equipment doing its thing. The next morning, everyone had a good laugh over coffee, including the surprised delivery guy who now knew not to panic at mysterious noises after dark.

4. Late one night, after everyone had gone home, a delivery driver heard an eerie voice over the intercom: ‘Please return your kidneys promptly or face late fees.’ Curious, he pressed the button and replied, 'But I thought you only take rentals!' A soft laugh crackled through the speakers: 'We do, but late returns are our specialty.' The next morning, everyone found a friendly note on their door: "Your kidneys are safe with us—no late fees today!" Everyone laughed it off as just another Davita prank.