About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Badger Real Estate and asked the agent, ‘Do you know why your office is always so cold?’ The agent looked puzzled for a moment before replying, ‘No, but I’ve noticed it too.’ The delivery driver grinned and said, ‘Because every time someone new comes in, they turn on another heater!’
2. Late one night, an exhausted realtor locked herself inside Badger Real Estate for an emergency showing. Suddenly, she heard a low hum coming from the basement—something between a hummingbird’s wings and a distant generator. Curious, she followed the sound down the stairs. The hum grew louder until it became a deep, rhythmic thrum—a heartbeat? No, wait…a badger drum circle! Turned out, her neighbor was practicing his tribal percussion in the basement. She left with a new appreciation for nocturnal wildlife and a smile on her face.
3. A delivery driver pulled up outside Badger Real Estate with a box of brochures. As he stepped out, he noticed something odd on the passenger seat—a small, dusty teddy bear wearing a name tag that read ‘Mr. Property’. Nobody claimed it. The delivery driver shrugged and took the bear inside, placing him in an empty office. Later that day, Mr. Property started making strange noises from behind the filing cabinet—every time someone mentioned a particularly nice house for sale. It turned out he was just a noisy old bear, but everyone agreed his predictions were surprisingly accurate.
4. A salesman was showing off new listings late into the night when he heard a strange knocking sound coming from inside the walls of Badger Real Estate. He stopped, listening intently. The knocking grew louder, then suddenly went silent. Curious, he walked over and pulled open a nearby cupboard. Out tumbled a dozen or so badgers, who scurried out in all directions, startled by the commotion. ‘Oh dear,’ said the salesman, scratching his head. ‘Guess I’ll be needing some help finding these little guys a new home.’