Texas Insurance Advisors

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular walked into Texas Insurance Advisors one morning and asked, ‘Did you hear what happened to Mr. Jenkins down the street?’ The guy behind the counter replied, ‘No, I haven’t heard anything.’ The regular leaned in conspiratorially and whispered, ‘He accidentally signed up for life insurance with a unicorn as his beneficiary!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the delivery driver who’d just come in for his policy renewal.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to the Texas Insurance Advisors office one afternoon, frowning as he scanned the parking lot. ‘Where’s my usual spot?’ he muttered, noticing that his reserved space was occupied by an unfamiliar car. Finally, a neighbor emerged from the building and motioned for him to park elsewhere. 'Sorry about that,' she said with a smile, 'but our new intern insisted on using your spot.' The delivery driver shook his head, laughing softly. 'At least now I know why the coffee here is so good!'

3. A delivery driver pulled up to the Texas Insurance Advisors office one afternoon, frowning. ‘I’ve got bad news,’ he said, ‘your building is on the list for mandatory evacuation.’ ‘Wait a minute,’ said an old guy in a cowboy hat who walked out of the office. ‘We’re not movin’ until we get our coffee!’ The delivery driver shook his head and drove away, muttering something about strange Texans.

4. A delivery driver pulled up to the Texas Insurance Advisors office one day, muttering under his breath. ‘I can’t believe I’m here again,’ he grumbled as he climbed out of his truck. He opened the door and found an old man sitting behind the desk, tapping his pen impatiently. ‘Same thing?’ asked the man without even looking up. ‘Yep,’ replied the driver with a sigh. ‘Just another claim.’ They both laughed, and the driver walked away shaking his head, already planning his next stop.