About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One day, a little boy walked into Chase Bank and asked the teller, ‘Can I withdraw some money for my lemonade stand?’ The teller smiled but said no. Suddenly, every ATM in the bank started dispensing free lemonade instead of cash. A few days later, an old delivery driver came in asking for directions to the nearest grocery store. The teller replied, 'Just follow your nose—lemonade’s everywhere!' Everyone had a good laugh, and from then on, whenever someone needed help, they’d say, 'Ask the guy who got lost following the scent of free lemonade.'
2. While waiting in line at Chase Bank one morning, an elderly gentleman turned to the person next to him and said, 'I just saw something so strange outside!' The man next to him chuckled and replied, ‘Really? What did you see?’ The old fellow leaned closer and whispered excitedly, ‘A pigeon was walking into the bank, wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase!’ They both burst out laughing as they realized it must’ve been their neighbor’s pet, who often followed him everywhere.
3. While standing in line at Chase Bank, a delivery driver looked up from his phone and exclaimed, 'I just ordered a million dollars online—now what?' The teller calmly replied, ‘Sir, you can’t deposit money that’s not yet printed.’ The delivery driver sheepishly smiled and said, ‘Oh, right…’ A few minutes later, he left with a new appreciation for the banking process.
4. While standing in line at Chase Bank, a man glanced around and whispered, 'I wonder if they count our money before or after they make us wait here?' Finally, his turn came. The teller looked up from her screen with a smile and said, ‘We counted it twice—once when you deposited it, and once just now.’ A relieved laugh echoed through the bank as everyone realized that their money was indeed safe.