Albertsons Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At midnight, when Albertsons Pharmacy should have been quiet and empty, a faint humming sound began to fill the air. A regular noticed it first, reaching for his prescription as if guided by an invisible hand. Soon enough, the entire store was buzzing like a beehive—except there were no bees. Turns out, it was just the new night janitor singing along to his favorite oldies station on headphones. The regulars chuckled and decided never to leave their prescriptions unattended again.

2. At dawn, when Albertsons Pharmacy doors were just opening for their morning shift, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar. The automatic door seemed to hesitate before sliding open, as if it recognized him. Curious, he stepped inside and saw an old sign above the counter reading ‘Welcome Albertsons Employees.’ But there was no one around. Just then, a voice said softly from behind, ‘Morning, Tim. Coffee’s ready in the break room.’ Turning quickly, he found himself facing… his own reflection in the mirror.

3. At dusk, when Albertsons Pharmacy usually closed its doors, an old man with a shopping bag appeared every night. He’d quietly slip inside, rummage through the shelves, then leave without saying a word. The pharmacist noticed but never asked questions—until one day he found himself doing the same thing. Finally curious, the pharmacist followed him out one evening. They ended up in the alley behind the store, where they discovered an entire hidden garden full of rare plants and herbs. Turned out, the old man was just a delivery driver who loved gardening—and now both men shared their secrets over tea brewed from those very plants.

4. At sunset, when Albertsons Pharmacy lights flickered on, a delivery driver noticed something odd: the pharmacist’s chair was spinning slowly in circles. Curious, he approached and saw that the pharmacist had dozed off with his head tilted back, snoring gently. The chair kept spinning because it was set to automatically adjust for posture. A neighbor passing by chuckled, ‘Guess Albertson must’ve found the perfect sleep aid!’