About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver asked curiously: ‘Why does Total Dermatology always seem so… cheerful?’ The receptionist smiled brightly and replied, 'Because every day here is like a spa day for our skin!' The delivery driver shook his head with a laugh, realizing that some places really do have their own special brand of cheer.'
2. In the middle of the night, a neighbor heard an unusual sound coming from Total Dermatology's parking lot. Curious, they went outside and found a strange box glowing softly in the moonlight. Curious, they approached it cautiously, only to see a small robotic arm extending from the box, gently placing a tube of moisturizer on the ground. Turns out, it was just a new automated delivery system for skincare products. The neighbor laughed, thinking, ‘Who would’ve guessed that Total Dermatology’s late-night activities were so… mundane?’
3. In the waiting room one day, a little girl whispered to her mother, ‘Mommy, why do all these people look like they’re trying not to scratch themselves?’ The mom smiled and replied, ‘Honey, that’s because they’ve been here too long, and the itch is just part of the wait.’ Just then, an elderly gentleman got up from his chair and announced, ‘I think I’ll go home—my skin’s itchier than ever!’ Everyone laughed, including the little girl who realized maybe it wasn’t so strange after all.
4. In the middle of the night, a neighbor heard an eerie humming coming from Total Dermatology's basement. Curious, the neighbor tiptoed downstairs and found only a sleepy intern studying under a dim lamp. Turns out, it was just the latest anti-wrinkle cream prototype vibrating on low. The intern assured everyone it was ‘beta testing’.