Louis Moon Dental Group

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Louis Moon Dental Group, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that today’s dental floss supply is limited to three spools per customer.’ The receptionist claims it’s just a quirky policy, but everyone knows there’s more to it than meets the eye. One day, a delivery driver asked curiously why they were so stingy with floss. With a straight face, the receptionist replied, 'It's not that we're stingy—it's for your own good!' Later, when a neighbor stopped by for a check-up, she joked, 'Don't worry, I only use two myself.' Everyone in town now wonders if there's really something special about those extra spools.

2. At Louis Moon Dental Group, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom. ‘Ladies and gentlemen,’ says the voice, ‘please be advised that today’s dental assistant has a rare condition—she can only whistle while she works.’ One day, a delivery driver arrived with a package, whistling so loudly it drowned out the usual announcement. The entire office stopped mid-task, staring at him in awe. Turns out, he was just practicing for his audition as the new dental assistant.

3. At Louis Moon Dental Group, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom. ‘Ladies and gentlemen,’ says the voice, ‘if you could please remove your false teeth before leaving today—we’ve found them in the reception area three times already!’ One day, a delivery driver arrived, holding a box under his arm and muttering, 'I swear these dentures keep following me!' A few minutes later, a regular entered, sheepishly explaining, 'Sorry again about my teeth—must be something in the water here.' The receptionist just shook her head and smiled, knowing full well that Louis Moon’s dental group had become famous for its… unique clientele.

4. At Louis Moon Dental Group, every morning begins with an unexpected interruption. As soon as the receptionist turns on the PA system, a familiar voice pipes up from the waiting room: 'Excuse me, doctor—do you have any spare dental floss?' The doctor pauses for a moment, then grabs a spool of floss and heads out. Minutes later, he returns with a sheepish smile, followed by a delivery driver holding a package. ‘It seems Mr. Johnson ordered some new toothpaste online,’ explains the doctor. A regular patient in the corner whispers to his neighbor, ‘I told ya—he’s not just a dentist, he’s also our town’s unofficial customer service guy.’