Fast5Xpress Car Wash Irvine

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Fast5Xpress one morning, curious about an oddly familiar box on the conveyor belt. As he watched, it seemed to wink back at him. Curious, he opened the box and found inside a smiling cardboard cutout of a panda holding a sign that read: ‘Welcome to Fast5Xpress, your friendly neighborhood car wash!’ Turns out, it was just a prank from a neighbor who wanted to brighten his day. The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and drove off, already planning his next visit for another surprise.

2. A little boy ran into his mom, frantically pointing at the car wash across the street. ‘Mom!’ he exclaimed, wide-eyed, ‘the cars are dancing!’ The mother looked and saw nothing but ordinary cars being washed in sync with some background music. She smiled and said, 'Oh honey, those aren’t dancing— they’re just getting cleaned!' The little boy shrugged, still a bit perplexed, and then both laughed as they walked home. From that day on, whenever anyone mentioned Fast5Xpress, people would whisper, 'Did you hear? Those cars really do dance...'

3. It was a quiet Sunday afternoon when a neighbor noticed something peculiar happening outside Fast5Xpress. As cars whizzed through the tunnel, their drivers started honking in unison—first one, then another, until it sounded like a symphony of horns. Curious, the neighbor approached and saw that each car had a different colored sock dangling from its rearview mirror. It turned out that an enthusiastic delivery driver had accidentally left his colorful socks behind during his shift, and soon everyone else joined in for fun. By the end of the day, Fast5Xpress looked like a rainbow parade on wheels—and all thanks to a simple lost sock.

4. A delivery driver pulled up to Fast5Xpress one morning, puzzled by a strange sight: every time he approached the entrance, the automated brushes seemed to wave back at him. Finally, curious as to why only his truck was being greeted, our delivery driver asked a nearby neighbor what was going on. With a twinkle in her eye, she replied, ‘Oh, that’s just Fast5Xpress saying hello to their favorite customer!’