Top Shelf Auto Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Top Shelf Auto Sales, where deals were always sweet but never too good, a regular named Joe once asked the salesman, ‘Do you have anything that runs on moonbeams?’ The salesman grinned slyly and replied, ‘We’ve got something special for you—an electric car charged by unicorn farts!’ A delivery driver in the back coughed and muttered, ‘That’s diesel,’ but everyone burst into laughter anyway. The legend lives on at Top Shelf Auto Sales.

2. At Top Shelf Auto Sales, where deals were always sweet but never too good, a delivery driver once received an unusual message over the intercom: ‘Your package has arrived—please pick it up in the trunk of the car you ordered.’ Curious, he opened the trunk and found a brand-new bicycle—a perfect gift for his kid from a mysterious neighbor who’d heard about their birthday party. Top Shelf Auto Sales indeed knew how to surprise.

3. At Top Shelf Auto Sales, where deals were always sweet but never too good, a delivery driver once asked the owner, ‘Why does your lot smell like donuts?’ The owner just smiled and said, ‘Because every sale is our little reward.’ A few weeks later, an elderly neighbor stopped by and asked if they could buy some donuts from him. The owner laughed and replied, 'We only sell cars here, sir.' The neighbor shrugged and walked away, muttering something about 'old habits die hard.'

4. At Top Shelf Auto Sales, where deals were always sweet but never too good, one morning a delivery driver noticed something strange in the back room. A row of cars seemed to shift slightly whenever no one was looking. Curious, he followed the movement and found an old clock ticking behind the wall. Turns out, it controlled a tiny elevator that brought new inventory down from above. A regular stopped by later, saw him grinning, and asked if he’d struck gold. ‘Nah,’ he replied, ‘just found our secret stockroom.’