TanKissed Tanning LLC

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular stopped by one morning to pick up his usual tanning session. As he walked past the cash register, something caught his eye—a small, unmarked bottle sitting innocently on the counter. Curious, he picked it up and read the label: ‘Secret Recipe for Perfect Tan.’ He smirked, thinking it was just another gimmick, but decided to give it a try anyway. The next day, as he emerged from the booth, everyone in the waiting area burst out laughing—his skin had turned neon orange, matching the bottle’s vibrant label.

2. A delivery driver pulled up outside TanKissed Tanning LLC one afternoon and noticed something strange. ‘What’s with all these people?’ he muttered, pointing at the line of customers stretching around the block. As he approached closer, he saw that everyone was holding a glass bottle filled with golden liquid. Curious, he asked what it was. A customer turned around with a smile and said, 'Just our special tanning elixir—guaranteed to give you that perfect glow!' The delivery guy shook his head and drove off, muttering, 'Next time I’ll just stick to delivering packages.'

3. A delivery driver pulled up outside TanKissed Tanning LLC one day and noticed an unusual package left on the loading dock. Curious, he picked it up—only to discover a box labeled ‘UV-resistant sunscreen’ with no return address. The delivery driver popped open the box curiously but found nothing inside except for a small note that read: 'Apply daily for best results.' He shrugged, slathered some on his hand, and promptly turned bright pink. A few minutes later, a neighbor walking by exclaimed, 'Hey, your skin looks like you just got a free tan!' The driver smiled sheepishly and replied, 'Yup, I guess I did!'

4. A delivery driver pulled up outside TanKissed Tanning LLC one morning and noticed something peculiar on the parking lot: a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper with no address or return label. The delivery driver opened it curiously—inside was just an old, crumpled note that read: ‘Thanks for your patience! Your tan is almost ready.’ Turns out, someone had accidentally left their personalized tanning session reminder.}