St. Vincent Cancer Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the early morning hours, a delivery driver pulled up to St. Vincent Cancer Center with a mysterious package marked ‘Top Secret.’ As he approached the reception desk, an announcement crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention all staff—please be advised that today’s coffee supply has been upgraded to organic fair trade blend. Enjoy!’ As the driver opened the box, everyone in the lobby watched curiously as a small robot emerged, humming cheerfully and dispensing free samples of the new coffee beans. The receptionist smiled sheepishly and explained, 'It seems our supplier sent us an extra-special surprise.' Everyone laughed, realizing it was just another day at St. Vincent Cancer Center—a place where even top-secret packages bring only good vibes.

2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to St. Vincent Cancer Center with an unusual package marked ‘Top Secret’. As he approached the reception desk, someone asked curiously, ‘What’s in that box?’ The delivery driver grinned mischievously and whispered, 'Just some top-secret cancer-fighting cookies!' Turns out, it was the head doctor's favorite treat, and now everyone jokes that St. Vincent is the only hospital where patients receive dessert before diagnosis.'

3. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to St. Vincent Cancer Center with an unusual package marked ‘Top Secret’. As he approached the entrance, he noticed a light flickering in one of the empty rooms. As he peered inside, he saw an old man in a lab coat frantically mixing something in a beaker. Turns out it was just coffee for the staff meeting. The delivery driver left, shaking his head and muttering about secret packages and sleep-deprived scientists. Everyone had a good laugh over breakfast the next morning.

4. In the early morning hours, a delivery driver pulled up to St. Vincent Cancer Center with an unusual package. As he approached the entrance, a soft humming sound filled the air—like a distant choir of bees, or so it seemed to him. Curious, he opened the box and found only a small note reading: ‘For your patients’ peace of mind.’ Inside was a single bee-shaped stress ball. The next day, everyone in the hospital had one on their desk, including the doctor who joked, “Now we can buzz back at stress!”