About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A regular patient entered the clinic one morning and asked the nurse, 'Do you guys ever get strange symptoms here?' The nurse smiled knowingly and replied, 'Oh yes, once a week or so.' The patient raised an eyebrow curiously. ‘Like what?’ The nurse leaned in conspiratorially and whispered, ‘Last week, a delivery driver came in complaining his packages were too heavy.’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just another day at Passport Health Indianapolis Travel Clinic.
2. A delivery driver arrived early one morning, fumbling with boxes in hand. As he approached the door, he noticed something odd on the clinic’s sign: it seemed to wink at him. Curious, he stopped and rubbed his eyes—was it really winking? Suddenly, a voice behind him said, ‘Morning! Need help unloading?’ Startled, he turned around to see a friendly clinic staffer smiling warmly. The driver laughed, realizing it was just an old-fashioned neon light playing tricks on him.}
3. A delivery driver arrived early one morning, fumbling with boxes in hand. As he approached the clinic’s loading dock, he noticed something peculiar on the ground—a small envelope addressed to ‘Passport Health Indianapolis Travel Clinic.’ Curious, he picked it up and found inside an old passport stamped with exotic destinations. He opened it curiously—only to discover a photo of a smiling couple from 1987, holding their newborn baby. Turns out, someone had accidentally left behind an old family album instead of a travel document. A delivery driver chuckled as he drove away, thinking maybe Passport Health needed more than just vaccines that day.
4. A delivery driver arrived early one morning, fumbling with boxes in hand. ‘Passport Health,’ he muttered, squinting at the sign. ‘I thought it said Passport Heaven!’ ‘Passport Heaven,’ he sighed, opening the door wider. Inside, a sleepy nurse asked, ‘Can I help you?’ He replied, ‘Just need some shots for my trip—maybe a little vacation too!’ Everyone inside burst out laughing, realizing his mix-up had turned into an amusing story. The end.