Naked Monkey

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn one morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Naked Monkey salon and noticed something peculiar scrawled on the window: ‘Today’s special—perfectly shaped eyebrows guaranteed!’ Curious, he peered inside through the glass door and saw nothing but empty chairs and mirrors. Suddenly, a voice behind him said, 'Would you like your brows done today?' Turned out it was just a regular who’d been working there overnight. The delivery driver left with perfectly arched eyebrows—and a newfound respect for late-night beauticians.

2. At dawn one morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Naked Monkey salon and noticed something odd. The neon sign above the door seemed to flicker in time with the humming of hairdryers inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only stylists working diligently on mannequins, their hair dryers creating an eerie rhythm. Suddenly, one stylist looked up and smiled, revealing her freshly dyed pink hair. Startled, the driver jumped back into his truck and drove off, never to mention what he’d seen. From then on, locals joked that Naked Monkey was open for business even when closed.

3. At dawn one morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Naked Monkey salon and noticed an unusual scent wafting from the open window. Curious, he peered inside and saw only a sleepy beautician mixing colorful powders in a big bowl. ‘What’s that smell?’ asked the driver. She yawned and replied, ‘Oh, just making our new signature facial—Monkey Business.’ The driver left, shaking his head and muttering something about never ordering flowers there again.

4. At dawn one morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Naked Monkey salon. The sky was just beginning to lighten when he noticed something odd: the neon sign blinked not once, but twice before settling into its usual glow. Curious, he peered inside and saw only empty chairs and closed shutters. Just as he turned around, a sleepy-looking monkey peeked out from behind the counter and asked, ‘Morning, mate! Coffee?’ The delivery driver burst out laughing and walked away, realizing it must’ve been an early-morning prank.