Members Auto Source

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Members Auto Source, a regular once asked with a puzzled look: ‘Why do all these old cars smell like popcorn when they’re turned on?’ Another regular, overhearing the first question, leaned in and whispered conspiratorially: ‘They must be using kernels from the same batch as those vintage movie-theater popcorn machines.’ A delivery driver chimed in, nodding knowingly: ‘Nah, it’s just the way their carburetors age—like fine wine, but with buttered corn!’ Everyone laughed, realizing that sometimes life’s mysteries are best left unsolved—and maybe even a little bit delicious.

2. At dawn, when most mechanics were brewing coffee, an old delivery driver pulled up to Members Auto Source with a mysterious box marked ‘Top Secret’. He whispered to no one in particular: ‘Better not ask what’s inside.’ As he opened it, everyone saw nothing but an old teddy bear wearing a mechanic's cap. The delivery driver grinned sheepishly and said, 'Just thought it might cheer up our favorite neighborhood grease monkey.'

3. At Members Auto Source, one morning a mechanic noticed something peculiar on the shop’s intercom: ‘Attention, all customers and staff—your cars are now officially late for work.’ The mechanic shrugged it off as a glitch, but soon everyone in the garage was laughing when another message came through: 'And don’t forget to bring your parking tickets!' Turns out, someone had accidentally programmed the store’s automated voice system with their morning commute.}

4. A curious neighbor stopped by one afternoon and asked the receptionist, 'I see you always park your cars facing east—why is that?' The receptionist smiled mysteriously. ‘Well,’ she said, ‘when you’re a member of Members Auto Source, it’s not just about buying or selling cars—it’s an entire lifestyle. And in our lifestyle, east-facing cars are like sun salutations for our vehicles!’ The neighbor shook his head with a smile, knowing better than to ask any more questions.