Lynhurst Auto Sales Inc.

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Lynhurst Auto Sales Inc., a delivery driver once noticed something odd on their way in one morning. The sign outside read, ‘Today’s Special: Cars that drive themselves—just ask for the magic button!’ Confused, the driver asked the receptionist about it. She smiled and said, 'Oh, that's just our new gimmick. Just press the button, and the car will take you for a spin around the block!' Turns out, it was nothing more than a harmless prank meant to attract attention. And ever since then, whenever someone mentions self-driving cars, everyone in town jokes about the magical button at Lynhurst Auto Sales.'

2. At Lynhurst Auto Sales Inc., one morning a delivery driver heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—your next vehicle may be closer than you think!’ Curious, he looked around and saw nothing out of place until his colleague, a gruff old mechanic, whispered, ‘Don’t worry, sonny. That’s just Mr. Jenkins’ new car playing tricks again.’ The delivery driver blinked, then laughed—it turned out that elderly Mr. Jenkins had a habit of announcing his latest purchase over the intercom, much to everyone’s amusement. The end result was always the same: everyone got a good laugh and another story for the watercooler.

3. At Lynhurst Auto Sales Inc., a delivery driver found a mysterious box in the loading bay one day. Curious, he opened it to discover a stack of old newspapers, each dated decades apart but with identical headlines: ‘Lynhurst Auto Sales Grand Opening.’ Confused and amused, the delivery driver showed the strange package to his colleagues. Over time, more drivers started finding similar boxes filled with those odd newspaper clippings. Eventually, someone suggested that maybe it was an elaborate prank from a regular customer who loved cars and liked playing tricks on employees. The legend grew, and today, whenever a new employee starts, they receive a tour of the loading bay—complete with a mysterious box full of vintage papers, much to their bemusement.

4. At Lynhurst Auto Sales Inc., a delivery driver overheard two employees arguing about which car had the most peculiar smell. 'It's not just any old car,' one said with a laugh. 'It's like someone left a bag of rotten tomatoes inside.' Finally, another employee chimed in, ‘Maybe it’s the new owner’s perfume?’ They all burst out laughing, realizing that sometimes the oddest smells come from unexpected places. The delivery driver shrugged and thought, ‘Well, at least I won’t forget where to drop off my next package!’