About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as customers were stocking up on groceries, an announcement came over Kroger’s intercom: ‘Attention shoppers—please be advised that our self-checkout aisle now accepts banana peels as payment.’ A regular customer, hearing the announcement, asked aloud, 'Can I pay for my bananas with their own peels?' A delivery driver overheard and joked, 'Next time I'll bring bananas instead of boxes!' Soon, everyone was laughing, and the cashier quipped, 'We’ll accept any fruit or veggie peel—just make sure it’s clean!'
2. One day in Kroger's produce section, a delivery driver exclaimed, 'I think I just saw bananas talking!' Before anyone could respond, he added, 'No, wait—maybe it was just their new dance routine.' A few minutes later, an old lady picked up some apples and said, ‘Excuse me, do these bananas really know how to dance?’ Everyone laughed, and the delivery driver shrugged, thinking maybe he’d finally lost his mind. But then, as he walked away, he heard someone whisper behind him: “Hey, banana guy, next time bring us some grapes!”
3. In Kroger’s frozen food aisle, a customer exclaimed, ‘Did you see that ice cream just moved?’ A nearby delivery driver overheard and rushed down the aisle, only to discover nothing had moved but the fan above. He joked, 'Next time, try waving your hand!' The regular smiled, shaking his head: 'I’ll remember that trick next time I shop here.'
4. In the late afternoon, when Kroger’s parking lot was almost empty, a familiar voice called out from behind the vegetable stand. A delivery driver announced, 'I think I just heard someone humming “Happy Birthday” in the dairy section!' The delivery driver looked around suspiciously but couldn’t see anyone. Just as he turned back to the carton of milk, another voice chimed in from the bread aisle: ‘Or maybe it was “Happy Anniversary”!’ Everyone burst into laughter—except for one confused old lady who thought they were singing her a song.