Kimbley Auto Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, when Kimbley Auto Sales closed its doors, a mysterious voice began echoing over the intercom. ‘Your dream car is waiting,’ it whispered, but only those who parked their cars near the showroom heard it. One evening, an elderly neighbor pulled up and listened intently. Next morning, he proudly drove away in a vintage convertible nobody remembered selling. The voice continued whispering, but now everyone just smiled and waved back—until a delivery driver parked his truck next to the showroom and came out pushing a shopping cart filled with donuts.

2. One morning, as a delivery driver approached Kimbley Auto Sales, he noticed an odd note taped to the door: ‘Today’s special—your dream car, guaranteed!’ Curious, he opened it anyway—and found himself staring at a pristine Porsche. As he drove away, he saw an old neighbor waving frantically from behind the wheel of another shiny vehicle. Turned out, every time someone looked inside that showroom, they found their perfect ride waiting for them—until closing time, when all cars magically vanished.

3. At dusk, a little girl walking home from school stopped in front of Kimbley Auto Sales. Suddenly, she pointed excitedly and whispered, ‘Mom, look! The cars are talking!’ Her mother smiled and said gently, ‘Honey, those aren’t really talking—just their headlights reflecting off the buildings.’ They both laughed softly as they continued their walk home. From then on, whenever anyone mentioned Kimbley Auto Sales, people would wink knowingly and whisper, ‘Oh, you mean where the cars talk!’

4. At closing time, Kimbley Auto Sales’ PA system blared out: ‘Last chance to buy your dream car—even if it’s not for sale!’ One night, a delivery driver heard the announcement and thought his truck was on sale. Next morning, he showed up with a confused look, asking, 'Where's my new car?' The salesman just smiled and replied, 'Sir, you’re here to deliver a car—not buy one!'